Sunday, April 6, 2025

They're people.

 Why this isn't getting even more covereage and outrage, I don't fully understand, but there's a growing list of people detained by the U.S.--ICE, DHS, other federal authorities. They're being held, isolated, or expelled outright, often for spurious reasons. Sometimes for no immediate reasons. Sometimes even because of a screwup.

If they were "illegal aliens" or some alleged seedy underclass of benefits-stealers, they'd still be people. But they're here through legal means. And they're people. 

If they can do it to others, there's no reason they can't do it to us, too. 

  • Kilmar Abrego Garcia, originally from El Salvador, living legally in the U.S. with a work permit. Deported by mistake with three other planes' worth of migrants. The government now says they have no legal authority to bring him back. They messed up, and they won't bring him back. 
  • Alireza Doroudi, from Iran. PhD candidate studying mechanical engineering at the University of Alabama. Detained. 
  • Rumeysa Ozturk, Turkish national. Doctoral student at Tufts. Detained. 
  • An unnamed French science researcher. Texted things critical about the White House. Prevented from entering the U.S. 
  • Mahmoud Khalil, lawful permanent resident with a green card. Arrested by federal agents. Accused of supporting Hamas when protesting for Palestinian human rights. No charges have been filed. 
  • Badar Khan Suri, from India. Graduate student from Georgetown. Arrested for "spreading Hamas propaganda and promoting antisemitism" and having "close connections to a known or suspected terrorist," according to DHS. No trial as of yet. His deportation has been paused, as per judicial order. 
  • Dr. Rasha Alawieh, from Lebanon, a Brown University doctor and H-1B visa holder. Detained. She traveled to Beirut for the funeral of a Hezbollah leader. 
  • Jasmine Mooney, Canadian entrepreneur, seeking a visa. Detained at San Diego border. Held for two weeks with no explanation or warning. 
  • Lucas Sielaff, from Germany, detained for two weeks. Answered a question about where he lived because of a language barrier while coming into the U.S. from Mexico. 
  • Jessica Brosche, from Germany, detained for over six weeks, including eight days of solitary confinement. Border officers saw her tattoo equipment and assumed she was coming to the U.S. to work illegally. 
  • Fabian Schmidt, from Germany, permanent U.S. resident. Detained after returning from a trip to Luxembourg. No explanation given by DHS. 
  • Rebecca Burke, Welsh. Taking a trip to North America. Denied entry at the Canadian border, classified as an "illegal alien." 

--reporting from Axios and Reuters, the most current information I could find. 


Photo by Mitchel Lensink on Unsplash

Wednesday, March 5, 2025

SOTU Headlines Bingo Card

 I didn't watch the State of the Union last night. For all kinds of reasons. 

If I had watched it, I'd have played a drinking game or ten. "Shots When He Lies" wouldn't have gone well, since my tolerance is pretty low lately. Perhaps "Shots For Every Superlative" would have worked, or "Take a Drink When Republicans Cheer With Hypocrisy." I don't know. I'm not much of a drinking game type. 

The morning after the speech, however, as I comb the newspapers and grit my teeth over the coverage, gives plenty of opportunity for a Bingo game. A "Spot the Hot Take" Bingo Game. 

Here are the perspectives I anticipate seeing: 

  • This Just Shows How Divided We Are. 
  • They're Not Lies; They're Just Misleading
  • Does Anyone Remember Decorum?
  • Look, We Can't Possibly Fact Check All of This; Our Viewers Can Make Up Their Own Minds
  • The President "Calls Out" Things (That May or May Not Be True)
  • They're Not Lies; They're Exaggerations 
  • This is all the Democrats' Fault
  • He Laid Out an Ambitious Agenda, But Can He Deliver?
  • Like Him or Not, He Does Have a Mandate
  • If Liberals Hadn't Been So Obsessed With Pronouns...
  • If We're Doomed No Matter What, What do You Care?
  • ...Oh, Look At this Shiny Thing We'll Dangle In Front of You Instead!!!


Monday, January 13, 2025

The Chicago Tribune Editorial Board's Two-Tiered Justice System

 "To see what's in front of one's nose," wrote George Orwell, "needs a constant struggle," 

True. Very true. But sometimes, to not see it is even more of a struggle. 

Today's Opinion section of the Chicago Tribune (which some masochistic urge on my part leads me to read fairly regularly) has two editorials concerning the sentencing of politicians for crimes they've been convicted of. 

First, the Tribune expresses its outrage over the possibility that convicted ex-Senator Bob "Gold Bar" Menendez might get a "slap on the wrist" for his crimes of bribery (see editorial). Just like former Chicago Alderman Edward Burke, Menendez, thanks to a Supreme Court ruling on an Indiana mayor receiving "gratuities" rather than "bribes," might only get two years instead of the 30 years called for by Federal guidelines. 

Two years? That's "kid gloves." He should get thirty. So says the Editorial Board. 

Got that? Good. Now, right below that piece is one lauding Justice Juan Merchan on how he handled the sentencing of convicted felon Donald Trump, who's less than a week away from taking the oath of office (see other editorial). 

Trump, let us remember, is a felon, just like Menendez and Burke. He received 34 convictions last summer for covering up $130,000 in payments to Stormy Daniels in order to conceal his affair with her during the 2016 election. The minimum sentencing for such crimes is four years in prison, according to CBS News; Michael Cohen, let us remember, got 13 months. But since the Supreme Court essentially gave Trump immunity last summer, New York Justice Juan Merchan gave Trump no sentencing at all and wished him "Godspeed" on his second term. 

"Merchan and the justices reminded both citizen Trump and President-elect Trump that the laws of the land apply to him as they do every other American," the Board wrote without an apparent hint of irony. "No, they don't always apply equally, as the pragmatic Merchan clearly recognized when he declined to punish Trump for his crimes. But they do apply." 

No punishment at all? That's "just right." He shouldn't have gotten the four years. So says the Editorial Board. 

To be fair, the dollar amount in Menendez's case is considerably higher than the payout Trump was convicted of handing Daniels, and also involved favors to Egypt. But to be even fairer, a U.S. Senator ain't the President of the United States. 

So, to recap, job well done to a justice system that lets the most powerful politician off the hook entirely, and how dare the justice system not throw the book at anyone else? How could anyone think we've got different standards for justice in this country? Absurd. 

It's unnecessary to comment, but given the contrarian, Republican-defense-playing the Tribune and its readership engage in, further comment is undoubtedly to come. 

Right in front of our eyes...


Tuesday, December 31, 2024

Year in Review: 2024

 Train for a decathalon. 

Finish and self-publish my novel. 

Go vegan and crusade for the environment. 

These are just a few of the things I did not do in 2024. I also did not manage to stop my unhealthy habits of doomscrolling on my phone, huffing paint fumes and huffing paint fumes while doomscrolling on my phone. I don't anticipate 2025 being a good choice of years to cease such self destructive habits, either. But then again, we must always remember what Seneca and the Stoics used to say: "The obstacle is the way. Except when that obstacle is the collapse of democracy and the abandonment of any pretense of reality in our political discourse. Then, the obstacle is a bunch of bullshit." 

Last year, I famously denounced reading lists, resolution lists, anything that objectifies what should be the constant and ever-unattainable-yet-always-pursuable path towards excellence and self-improvemtn. I denounce it this year as well. 

That said, here are some titles of 2024 I'd like to throw in all your faces: 

The Message, by Ta-Neshi Coates, is a stirring, infuriating and thoughtful book about oppression and marginalization. Coates zeroes in on South Carolina and Senegal, but it's his commentary on Palestine and how Israel has created an apartheid state in Gaza that ruffled just the right feathers late this year. It's my pick for Books to Read About Palestine in 2024. It's also the only book I read about Palestine in 2024. So go read it. 

Then there was The Sequel by Jean Hanff Korelitz, a sequel to the equally engrossing The Plot. An engrossing anti-hero, a tightly constructed plot, this book was the best book of 2024 about a criminal bestselling author working desperately and furtively to cover her tracks and recreate her life. It's also the only such book published that I know of the entire year. So go read that too. 

I would also throw Frieda McFadden's The Teacher on this list. It starts out like a typical student-fools-around-with-teacher scandal, but it takes a suitable and enthralling number of twists and turns and winds up being something entirely different. I'm still trying to get my wife to read it. If you read it, maybe she will too. 

As far as film goes, Dune 2, Wicked and Nosferatu are some of the most critically acclaimed films of the year. I think they're probably well worth seeing. I also think I did not see a single one of them. I hate going to the theater these days. Years of Covid-inspired streaming sessions in my living room, with my dogs in my lap, has ruined me for the cineplex.. Instead of yelling at teenagers and summoning ushers about overly sticky floors, I've resorted to lounding on my sofa, yelling at the neighbors and fiddling nonstop with the lights. 

Longlegs, and A Quiet Place: Day One. I think they are excellent, disturbing in all the right places and well worth watching. I also think I actually saw both of them. 

As for next year, hey, if we even have a funcitoning society this time in 2025, we should count ourselves lucky. Go hug your loved ones, consume art, be kind to others and practice actual self-care, not commercial- or hedonistic-type self-care. Drink water. Pet dogs. Take me out for drinks. Whatever it takes to pull through all of this. If empathy and consideration are wrong...we as a country are so, so right. So let's be wrong instead. 

Happy New Year. Get off my lawn. I’m having your baby and I don’t remember where I parked. Thank you. 

Thursday, June 20, 2024

I got scooped by John Oliver (thank God)

 I'd spent about a week balls-deep in the hellacious 900-page manifesto from The Heritage Foundation, Project 2025, outlining conservatives' plans for "the next conservative president." It's not a Team Trump document; they'd probably rather be giving these marching orders to someone like Marco Rubio or Ted Cruz, but it's definitely the playbook the GOP's front runner/convicted felon would be handed upon reentry to the White House in January. 

It's grim reading. They want to eliminate protections for trans people--if not trans people themselves--and they want to get rid of Congressional oversight over appointees and executive action when possible. They rail constantly against "wokeism" and "climate change alarmism." They want more fossil fuels. They want to axe the Department of Education; they want to slash funding for the Environmental Protection Agency. They want lower taxes (of course). They want to merge Immigration and Customs Enforcement--which they want to use to deport as many undocumented people as possible--with other branches of Immigration which work with new citizens--there's more than a whiff of totalitarianism there. They want to consolidate or eliminate outright departments and governing agencies, and they want to ensure everyone respects the president's vision upon taking up their duties. You should see my marginalia. A lot of angrily-scrawled highlighting, "WTF" notations in the margins and chapter summaries consisting of such thoughtful commentary as "Are you fucking kidding me?" and "Where do these people come up with this crap???" 

I mean, I could go on for pages about all this, but when Last Week Tonight covered the document Sunday, that sort of pulled the rug out from under me.

John Oliver devoted about a half hour to explaining the potential damages a second Trump term would mean for the country, and Project 2025 is the bedrock of his analysis. 


My first response to learning he'd scooped me, of course, was less than poetic. When a friend of mine to whom I'd been railing about the document for days found out about Oliver covering it, this was my reaction: 


But then again, it's something of a relief. I can put aside the notes, fact checking and dent in my desk from bashing my head against it. No small relief, that. 

Although Oliver covered the project as well as could be expected, there's simply too much in it for anyone to cover in detail. Basically, this document is trying to enable a second Trump administration to carry out is a much more serious threat. Since neither Trump nor any of his staff believed he would win in 2016, they were utterly flat-footed upon taking up power in 2017, a mistake they shan't repeat this time around. This document has reams of eye-glazingly-boring material concerning the restructuring they'd like to see happen, except once you recognize what they're after, it's horrifying. 

And their reasoning to get there? Maddening. My least favorite thing about the document is its incredibly lousy sourcing. One brief example: they claim that "The Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA) is a DHS component that the Left has weaponized to censor speech and affect elections at the expense of securing the cyber domain and critical infrastructure, which are threatened daily." 

Quite a claim. And for evidence, their proof is that "Elon Musk said so." You can't get more rigorous than that. 

Such claims can be fact checked, of course, and proved to be nonsense by a literate 10th grader. I encourage everyone to download a copy off their website (do not give them any money) and have at it. There is no better way to feed one's self-righteousness than, for example, reading a book by a foundation that believes civil servants should be screened for obesity and given IQ tests indicating high-level intelligence, all while throwing their weight behind a candidate who ticks exactly none of those boxes. 

Seriously, at least read coverage of the document. Because whatever happens in November, it won't end there. 

Unhappily, Project 2025 reminds us how good the right is at the long game. Look how they captured the Supreme Court. Look how they're working on claiming executive power and disempowering the marginalized. Even if Trump loses, they'll continue with their work, and they'll likely get their way. Let's not forget that the Heritage Foundation has been putting together documents like this for decades. Under Reagan, they produced 1,600 pages of planning and vision, which they largely achieved, to the ruin of us all. Under President George W. Bush, their advice only ran less than 200 pages, because they'd gotten most of what they wanted. 

And if it doesn't go their way, they can erase history. The Heritage Foundation was the "think" tank behind an early incarnation of Republican-envisioned government-run health care, what we used to call Romneycare and which morphed into what we called Obamacare and which now the Heritage Foundation despises and insists it had nothing to do with. When, for example, they prioritize choice in education over actual education theory, and when it fails to produce results (as it has all along), they'll rewrite that history as well. They'll rewrite it even better than they do their history of the Civil War. 

We could, I suppose, press defenders of these policies to back up their wish list with logic. They suck at it tremendously. In a lukewarm defense of the document, Heritage Foundation Assistant Director Spencer Chretien offered this billet doux to the project's critics in an interview last fall

"...if you think there's no waste in the government, if you appreciate the fact that we have this unelected, unaccountable fourth branch of government, the administrative state...if you think it's true that 99 percent of career federal employees are currently doing a fully satisfactory job or better...well, then Project 2025 is not for you." 

So you want to improve government by giving yourself your very own administrative deep state? So the best you can give me for justification is an either/or fallacious choice that wouldn't pass muster in a remedial composition course? My goodness. I've seen the light, and it's a ten-watt bulb.

At this point, as I've said before, there's no way to convert these particular cult members. They're after the very concept of democracy, and while I'd be delighted to see an opposition party up to the fight, let's face it, it just ain't there. It's up to us. 

Immigration lawyer Matt Cameron, in a March episode of Opening Arguments, walked through much of Project 2025's horrifying aspects, but he ended on a note of hope: 

"I could yell for hours about this, but I don't think it's fruitful because it's the same thing over and over. We cannot let this happen. No amount of complaints about like, well, but shouldn't we get a better candidate? Yeah, no, we should. Absolutely, all that's true. Doesn't matter. There's one way at a time, at a given time, there's one way to not let this happen. And whatever that is, you need to do it. It's just as simple as that. That's right. Whatever stage we're at. It just doesn't have to happen, and you can stop it.”

Okay, then. Let's get to it. 

Thursday, May 30, 2024

They won already. Let's stop pretending otherwise.

Honestly, wiser heads called this whole mess years ago. 

Today, our former president was convicted for a slew of charges against him. No need to recount them all. Anyone paying attention knows them already. Anyone who doesn't can look them up. Anyone who doesn't care, doesn't care. (Too many people don't care.) 

I was elated, for all of two minutes. It didn't last. 

"If DJT is indicted, it won't matter worth a hill of beans. His supporters will still love him. They'll bend their thinking into M.C. Escher-style cerebral portraits and find a way to look past these charges." So said anyone with a few memory cells to bear upon Thursday's 34 counts against the former president based on evidence that, if it were leveled against a Black Democrat, would have senior Republicans howling for prison time and a firing squad. 

That kind of cynicism, I can understand. It's weary, informed, battered. It's not excusing anything. And it's wise. 

But at first, of course, I wasn't thinking about wisdom and justice. "This is the party of law and order," I breathed gustily. "They won't tolerate this. They can't.

But of course, they could. The squawking in the Orange Dear Leader's defense was all too predictable. 

There was Private Capital's proclamation:  

"We're going to go all-in for him," proclaimed Don Tapia, former ambassador to Jamaica under the Don while promising a $5 million donation. 

"I believe our justice system is being weaponized against him," said Silicon Valley entrepreneur Sean Maguire, announcing a $300,000 donation. 

But wait, I thought the GOP was the party of law and order! Wealthy tech elites are one thing, but surely the rank and file have more respect for our judiciary than this! 

Then I got to the Congressional Republicans' proclamations: 

Speaker of the House Mike Johnson, via Twitter: "The weaponization of our justice system has been a hallmark of the Biden Administration, and the decision today is further evidence that Democrats will stop at nothing to silence dissent and crush their political opponents." 

Senate Republican Leader Mitch McConnell, on Twitter: "These charges never should have been brought in the first place. I expect the conviction to be overturned on appeal." 

Well, that's that, then. When a Black man tries to pass off a counterfeit bill, he deserves to be killed by the police. But if a white (or Orange) protector of billionaire wealth tries to buy his way out of a sex scandal story appearing in the press, that's just good old fashioned American bootstrap-pulling! The judge was corrupt! No due process! And plenty of Americans believe in the defendant, so how could he possibly be guilty? 

Honestly, what's to be said any more? 

We can and should keep on repeating the facts, of course. What else is there to do? The GOP has abandoned any pretense of a standard decades ago, and seriously, why shouldn't they? It's gotten them miles of territory in return. They changed the rules for Supreme Court nominations in 2016, and then they changed them again in 2020. And look, just look what they got in return. Roe v Wade overturned. School prayer empowered. Etc. 

The GOP had several front runners for the party's nomination who disavowed Trump top to bottom. Cruz. Rubio. Graham. McConnell. Until they decided, screw it, we've got a chance at power, and backtracked faster than Justice Alito switching flags on his front lawn after a nosy neighbor alerted the Times. Any surprise they'd change their tunes now? 

Rubio: "The verdict in New York is a complete travesty that makes a mockery of our system of justice."

Graham: "I expect this case to be reversed on appeal and for Donald Trump to be elected president in November."

And look, that's just the tip of the iceberg. Go ahead and graze in the wild, bounteous fields of pro-DJT lovefesting going on in every corner of the country. They don't care about judicial findings. They don't care about legalities. They don't care about law and order. They just care about their guy.

That guy.

That. Fucking. Guy.

Honestly, I'm done fighting this fight. I don't know why I bothered as long as I did.

Remember when we tried to engage in debates over whether he meant to insult a Gold Star family or whether he was just ignorant? Remember when we tried to entertain the notion that he didn't seriously want to capture and kill enemy combatants' families--he was just hyperbolizing? Remember when he said on film he could shoot people and not lose any fans, and his fans said "No he never said that and yes he's right"?

Why bother? Why fight these fights any more?

The New York Times Pitchbot account will probably throw out lines like "Will Trump's verdict help or hurt him?" and I'll laugh with everyone else. But that's an honest question these days. Will this verdict help him or hurt him? It's already been asked by the Economist and the New York Times.

Once upon a time, it would have hurt him.

No question. Political climbers have been hurt before. Like Oliver North? Or Ed Muskie?

Or Gary Hart. Remember his cavorting on that yacht, and how it sunk his career?

Or Rod Blagojevich? If he'd done all this, we'd be scratching our heads today, asking "Rod who?"

None of that applies to Trump. It'll never apply. The media elites saw to that, even the supposedly leftist ones. He's too profitable. He makes them too much money. And they get too much mileage marginalizing these crimes in order to mute their impact and keep the controversy ginned up.

Take the Chicago Tribune Editorial Board's two cents:

"...there were signs Thursday of yet intensifying national division, as ever amplified by a sharply partisan media which thrives thereupon. It is never good for a democracy when a substantial portion of the populace believes its courts are rigged. And we cannot recall a moment when that was more clearly the case. Both Democrats and Republicans are of that view, depending on which court is at issue."

See that? Democrats suspicious of Supreme Court justices flying insurrectionist flags is the same thing as the Merchan court applying the rule of law, with the weight of twelve jurors' opinions, against the former president. Boy, the country is so divided! 

Or the Wall Street Journal Editorial Board: 

"Normally a felony conviction would be politically fatal for a candidate appearing on the ballot in five months. But normally a prosecutor wouldn’t have brought this case. Mr. Bragg, an elected Democrat, ran for office as the man ready to take on Mr. Trump."

See? The only reason the Dear Leader was charged in the first place  was because of those damn Democrats. Case closed! 

Or there was Laura Ingraham on Fox News, proclaiming 

"a disgraceful day for the United States, a day America may never recover from." 

See? January 6 was nothing. Look what happens when they apply legal statutes to my guy?  

I mean, I could go on, but what's the goddam point any more? 

I used to laugh at mock headlines like "Trump faced with charges of covering up payments for sex to boost his ratings!" But now those are the actual headlines! 

His followers don't care. No surprise. But the corporate media doesn't care either! They'll play to the "both-sides-are-bad" camp. Or the "political-leaders-have-always-been-monsters" camp. Or the "hey-do-you-want-lower-taxes-or-don't-you" camp. 

Remember four years ago, when we were so convinced that the murder of George Floyd, resulting in public outrage as it did, would lead to sustainable institutional change? Yeah, me too. I'm still kicking myself over that one. 

Same thing here. This won't matter worth a shit. Mere months from now, wannabe gadflys like Matt Taibbi will be lecturing us on applying the rule of law to Trump and his ilk: "Well, you got your dystopian state--what else did you expect, numbnuts?" How does that show you? That'll teach us. 

So fine. I spent a glorious ten minutes this afternoon reveling in the notion of the Orange Man facing justice, until I remembered there is no justice and if there were such a thing as justice, the good people of this country would throw her from her seat of authority, strip her of her robes, made her assure us all she had no preferred pronouns, and ensured she knew all the words to The Star Spangled Banner before sending her to the back of the line of refugees seeking asylum from oppressive forces funded by the American government. 

Let's not kid ourselves any more. The society that condemned Bill Clinton for lying under oath about preying on a White House intern is not the same society today, which saw its presidential frontrunner brag about sexual assault and then catapulted him to the White House. Somehow, they've managed to flip the script. They did it years ago. We keep thinking decency and common sense will emerge and lead us all back to some form of sanity. It won't. 

They won. Let's accept it. And let's fight back accordingly. 

What that means, I have no idea as of yet. But get back to me next week. 






Sunday, December 31, 2023

The Year In Reading: 2023

This year, as I do most years, I set a goal of books read, and made it a few titles over. 

But seriously, who cares? "Books read" lists are akin to notches on a palm tree during your desert island isolation. It marks the time; it's an accomplishment, but a rather arbitrary one. 

For starters, "titles read" encompasses longer works, like Nicholas Nickleby, and children's books, like The Value of Believing in Yourself. It does not distinguish between books I did a deep-dive into for the first time (Barry Lyndon; Lauren Brownstone's Enabling Enablement) and those I sailed through for perhaps the thousandth time in my life (The Hobbit; Stephen King's The Dead Zone). 

I'm reminded of magician Harry Lorraine's anecdote about the performer who bragged he knew a thousand tricks. "That's marvelous," the skilled professional responded; "I only know five." The implication being, of course, that he actually knows the tricks he performs. Sure, I may have read Zadie Smith's The Fraud, but there's a momentous amount of subtext and nuance that completely escaped me. Did I really read it? 

"Can we ever truly reread a book, since we, the reader, are not the same when we come back to it?" Joyce Carol Oates mused in one of her diaries (quoted from memory). No, I don't think we can. 

So the number read doesn't really matter; the reading does. And in 2023, I found myself strangely preoccupied with a few topics, and I found myself developing a few habits. 

Upon the morning of January 3, for example, I happened to find an online copy of W. Somerset Maugham's The Constant Wife, and devoured it in one sitting. I've been a pretty big Maugham fan ever since I discovered Of Human Bondage in my twenties, and wound up rereading it once every ten years or so, but honestly, it's not even his best work. Maugham has a wonderful ear for dialogue and domestic conflict, and pairing this play immediately afterwards with L.A. Theaterworks' dramatic performance was an experience. So I wound up repeating the experience monthly: one play, one audio production. 

In February, it was Disgraced, by Ayad Akhtar. In March, Michael Frayn's Make and Break. (I discovered him when I found out he was married to Claire Tomalin. I found that out when I read her account of Ellen Ternan, which was fantastic.)

April found me devouring Viet Gone by Qui Nguyen; May, however, was a side route with Gore Vidal's The Best Man, a play I've seen live but never actually read. 

Then in June, July and August, with the exception of Bryony Lavery's Frozen, I was mostly wallowing in the works of Noel Coward, and by September, with Design for Living under my belt, I lost the play-plus-production habit. All of these titles were free, by the way, either available in the common domain or, in the case of dramatic productions, free for download at the local library. 

It's a good way to read this stuff. I recommend it. 

The winter did not only lead me towards an immersive audiophile avenue of drama, alas. It was dark and cold; it was mostly just me and the dogs, slugging through the school days. And by sheer chance, I came across Clare Pooley's The Sober Diaries, her online account of giving up drinking and reacclimating herself to an alcohol-free life. Engaging, though not particularly prosy, I was hooked once I found that her deep dive into the subject had unearthed all kinds of revelations about her own life, life in general (why does our culture celebrate the imbibing of poison so readily, anyway?) and the nature of addiction vs. habit. That, in turn, revealed wonderful titles like Kerry Cohen's Lush and Carrie Fisher's Wishful Drinking. It also led me to Ron Livingston's Amazon seriesLoudermilk and Judd Apatow's Netflix series Love, all stories involving some kind of addiction and the people in the addict's orbit trying to navigate the waters and figure things out. "We ain't living; we're just trying to survive," as Ben Rogers sings. Utterly fascinating. 

In July, for my birthday gift to myself, when I wasn't packing or arranging to move across country, I read and took to heart No Plot? No Problem! by NaNoRiMo founder Chris Baty, and Stephanie Vanderslice's The Geek's Guide to the Writing Life. Those titles, plus the rather chaotic schedule I was keeping at the time, led me to start another novel and get farther than I ever did in my life. It's a comedic horror story about a pandemic that turns the population into zombies; the only way to avoid infection, paradoxically, is to socially congregate. The first draft is a mess, but by God it was fun to write. I inch ever closer to checking "write a crappy novel" off my bucket list. Maybe next year. 

Of course, I wallowed in Victorian literature, like I always do; this year I rediscovered W.M. Thackeray, and I'm angling towards Anthony Trollope for next year. Clare Carlisle's The Marriage Question was an intriguing deep dive into George Eliot's marriage with G.H. Lewes, and a much more critical approach than anything I'd read about her relationship before. 

But I did stretch my legs and take in some other titles besides. Leila Mottley's Nightcrawling was harrowing; Kimberly Harrington's But You Seemed So Happy is a title a husband trying to do better can only appreciate. 

I didn't read as many new titles this year as I'd have liked, but R.F. Kuan's Yellowface, Emma Cline's The Guest, Nathan Hill's Wellness and Annie Abrams' Short Changed were stalwart, challenging, thoroughly enjoyable and rewarding books. Stop reading this. Go read them instead. 

Wait, before you go...

How will you read the new year? I always say I'm going to read more outside my comfort zone; I rarely do this as much as I plan. I always say I'm going to abandon Reading for Pleasure so as to Read For Work. I'm going to find the titles that will give me the intellectual equipment necessary to fight the fights that need fighting. The horrors of Gaza. The continual heating of our planet. The war on education. Yes, it's nice that I got to reread Silas Marner but what about boning up on late term capitalism? How about knowing the ins and outs of the electoral process well enough so that, if necessary, I can step up where needed to push for sanity and rationality? 

How about reading for others, for the world, instead of just for one's self? 

I'll try. 

Read on, all. See you next year. 
They beckon me still...


Sunday, December 17, 2023

To The Economist: You call that a liberal bias?

 

Last week, I hit my town library's book sale, and while browsing, I was dumb enough to open a heady tome titled Evolution Exposed: Your evolution answer book for the classroom. Labeled a "survival guide for today's students," the book purports to teach teens to "recognize and refute the blatant bias towards evolution" in public school science courses. Which is a lot like saying today's physical education classes are unfair about the medieval period's Four Humours dogma.

No one should be listening to me, a guy who got a C in freshman biology and barely got through The Idiot's Guide to Physics, on Darwinism or contemporary theories of evolution. But I'm happy to fill anyone's ears about the need to listen to scientists when discussing scientific issues, how we got to where we are today on our distrust of science, and why treating evolution as "just another theory" is approaching as ignorant as ignorant can possibly get. So I can say with confidence, after having flipped through Evolution Exposed, that it's garbage, and might make good kindling, but has no other value besides. 

Of course, I'm aware that such a callous dismissal of this book opens me up to charges of elitism, bias, arrogance, and maybe even being in a "liberal bubble" that doesn't take such views seriously. Guilty as charged, I suppose. Although I must say, my bubble ain’t all that liberal. I don’t have a si gel acquaintance who doesn’t roll their eyes at my politics or view of the media, and that includes my spouse. I regularly read the Chicago press, full of diatribes about unionized teachers, climate change misinformation and I’m-no-fan-of-Donald-Trump-but-type essays urging more tax breaks and a moat full of crocodiles along the Mexico border. I sort of have to. I’ve been confronted by my own bias before, rightfully so, and if a healthy media diet means having my view challenged, legitimately or otherwise, bring it on. 

Still, I just don't see how certain things should be up for debate any more. Like evolution. Or whether climate change is dooming humanity. Or whether Joe Biden was elected in 2020, or whether vaccines work or not. It’s settled. Why would I want to listen to a differing view? Are you a biologist? A climate scientist? Do you have actual evidence? No? Then why are you here? Go sit back down.  

Which brings me to The Economist's lead articles for the week: The American media is letting down its readers because of a leftist bias. 

This is an old, old charge. I've read Biased! by Bernie Goldberg. I sat through the Munk debate last year: "The Mainstream Media Is Not to be Trusted." I've read Howard Kurtz, Jonah Goldberg, Matt Taibbi, blowhards in the Chicago press, blowhards in the New York Times itself, all railing against this liberal crusader agenda the media is supposedly pursuing. It makes sense, I suppose, if you equate "liberal bias" with attitudes like "trans people are people," or "immigrants are human beings." It makes less sense if you apply The Economist's attempt at objectivity and pro-business, Friedman-worshiping squint towards the issue. 

But I gave their work a look. I had to. The writers there, I think, are intelligent and informed, and worth listening to. Even when I disagree. Especially when I disagree. They’ve changed my mind before, so I figured, who knows? Maybe they have a point. 

Turns out they do. But it’s not the point they think. 

The gist of their case: There are three articles in this week's edition on the media bias in the U.S. To set them all up, the lead article argues that a healthy media of various views promoting a responsible dialogue is essential for democracy, and that “next year’s election will be the test.” No argument here. 

Except, they add, the media isn’t providing this dialogue because it’s polarized and in a leftist echo chamber. To back this up, there’s a piece arguing that the media tend to use the language of Democrats. It relies for its conclusions on a data study The Economist carried out on the diction of mainstream newspapers and cable news networks. Their conclusion: since the election of Donald Trump, the mainstream media’s framing and discussion of topics has shifted to liberal-friendly language, which validates conservatives’ concerns about an unfair media landscape. More on this later. 

Another piece does a deep dive into conservative media and concludes Trump pretty much controls the narrative despite more “reasonable” conservatives’ efforts to derail him. (Air quotes mine.) 

And last, in the 1843 Magazine, former New York Times editor James Bennet, who was famously ousted in 2020 for the publication of Senator Tom Cotton’s op ed pushing for military action to police protests over the murder of George Floyd, gives his own account not only of the publication of that piece, but also what he describes as a complete transformation of how the newspaper operates, a failure of its philosophy of free speech, and an outright refusal to entertain views that challenge its own liberal narrative. 

(All links are behind paywalls. No, I’m not gifting them. Buy your own.)

I have absolutely nothing of value to say regarding their conclusions about the conservative media. If they want to equate figures like Rush Limbaugh and Ben Shapiro with quality, intellectual journalists pursuing the truth, that says more about their definition of conservatism than I could ever articulate. 

On the other hand, Bennet’s firsthand account of how things worked at the Times should be read by all, even those disinclined to completely accept his take on matters like perspective vs. truth, and the value of presenting differing viewpoints. 

I remember the whole Cotton debacle quite well. I remember being outraged that the Times would give space to a member of the government advocating military force against peaceful protestors. Bennet pushes back against my and others’ such characterizations of the senator’s remarks, pointing out that  “Cotton had distinguished between ‘peaceful, law-abiding protesters’ and ‘rioters and looters,’ and that Cotton’s target  was criminal behavior, not civil unrest. 

The hell it was. Yes, Cotton differentiated the two about a third through his article, but then immediately pivoted to blaming one of Trump’s favorite boogeymen. The rioting, he wrote, was carried out by:

nihilist criminals (who) are simply out for loot and the thrill of destruction, with cadres of left-wing radicals like antifa infiltrating protest marches to exploit Floyd’s death for their own anarchic purposes. These rioters, if not subdued, not only will destroy the livelihoods of law-abiding citizens but will also take more innocent lives. Many poor communities that still bear scars from past upheavals will be set back still further.

His evidence of antifa’s presence? Former Attorney General Bill Barr said so. The link is right there. 

I am old enough to remember Trump and the GOP blaming Antifa (whatever they claimed they were) for every act of violence to take place under the sun in this country, including the horror at Charlottesville. So if Antifa equals protestors, which also equals rioters, well, how is that not an attack on civilian protestors? 

None of this is to say that I think the Cotton article shouldn’t have been published; nor do I think Bennet should have been fired. It’s complicated. And I read with keen interest his blow-by-blow of unionized reporters butting heads with editors and the tortured efforts the Times went through to manage the situation. That must have been horrible, and I am sympathetic. Plus, anyone who gets that many rage-Tweets deserves, at the very least, a beer and a bowl of pretzels. 

“Are we truly so precious?” Bennet says the executive editor asked him bemusedly after the shit hit the fan that summer. Fair question. 

But only to a point. If, as Bennet says, the purpose of journalism is to “present debate from all sides” and “not to tell people what to think, but to help them fulfill their desire to think for themselves,” what was the Cotton editorial supposed to accomplish in that regard? To buy into fantasies about a left-wing paramilitary force out to hurt decent, honest Americans? To understand the true threat these protests were to the status quo? Wouldn’t a sit-down with Cotton and a challenge to produce evidence of the antifa plague have been more effective?

It all reminded me of the Times’ Ohio Nazi story from 2017, which also ran under Bennet’s tenure and which he brings up in this essay as well. Bennet can’t quite comprehend the fuss over that article: a vanilla-esque profile of Tony Hovater, a self-described Nazi who the article features cooking pasta with his fiance and talking about his favorite television shows. He was described in the article as the “Nazi sympathizer next door, polite and low-key,” with “Midwestern manners would please anyone’s mother.” When originally posted, the online article had a weblink you could access to buy your own swastika armband. 

Bennet defends the article as “in keeping with the Times’s tradition of confronting readers with the confounding reality of the world around them.” And if the article had explored the roots of Hovater’s ideology, even a smidge, I’d agree with him. But what did we learn about him from that article? What did we learn about how hate spreads, about how to deal with bigotry and ignorance? 

Nothing. We only learned that Nazis like cats. 

Turns out the world is slightly less confounding for angry Times readers than it is Times editors. 

Still, even if it’s not quite how he planned, Bennet’s essay does open a debate, and it’s an important debate. If the role of the media is to provide diversity of views and present a rigorous and revealing discussion for the American people, should any views be off limits? Or should it be an open market, free-for-all as one particular billionaire manbaby says it should be? What kind of curation should take place and how should the discussion be handled and framed? 

Don’t tell me there shouldn’t be any curation. Not even Bennet goes that far, although I don’t think he realizes it. A newspaper that prioritizes justice over truth, he writes, “has no legitimate claim to the trust of reasonable people who see the world very differently.” 

Reasonable people? Who says who’s reasonable? Who gets to make that call? Ten percent of Americans believe the Earth is flat; are you calling them unreasonable? Why shouldn’t they see their views reflected in the newspaper of record too, you media elitist prick?

Bennet also points out that, at one time, Trump himself submitted an op ed, but “we could not raise it to our standards – his people would not agree to the edits we asked for.” Mr. Bennet, I thought you weren’t in the business of telling people what to think. Let the people see the Donald’s words for themselves. Are you so afraid of someone else’s views? 

Are you so precious? 

Okay, I grow childish, I admit. I do believe the media has a responsibility to cover as many perspectives as possible; I just don’t agree that this responsibility means all views are fair game. I don’t think the Times, or anyone else, should be giving a platform to vaccine deniers, climate change deniers, or anything else of that ilk. I totally understand next to nothing is one hundred percent certain, and that even scientists can be wrong–witness the current dialogue taking place over masks and school closures. But if this is about the pursuit of truth, let’s not elevate balance for the sake of balance. Let’s not pretend there aren’t certain things that are settled, off topic, not worthy of elevation to the level of legitimate debate.

There is a line to be drawn regarding what’s to be discussed and what isn’t. We may disagree on where that line is, but don’t pretend there isn’t one, or there shouldn’t be one. There is a big difference between covering a point of view and endorsing a point of view. It’s why I’d be happy to read a genuine, illuminative profile of a Flat Earther, and why I would cancel my subscription if the local paper gave that Flat Earther a weekly column, headshot and all. 

Of course, science is one thing; political ideology and its inevitable effect on a reporter’s worldview is quite another. Which brings me to the most intriguing of The Economist’s articles on the wretched state of American media: The so-called liberal bias. 

How did they reach this conclusion? The newspaper went through Congressional speeches over a 13-year period and came up with a list of two-word phrases that they saw as either reliably Republican or Democrat. They then took a sampling of transcripts from prime time cable news shows and online news articles  (a limited sample, as they admit) and compared it with those speeches. 

The results told them that “Of the 20 most-read news websites with available data, 17 use Democratic-linked terms more than Republican-linked ones. The same is true of America’s six leading news sources on tv, of which Fox is the only one where conservative language predominates.”

What were these liberal terms they found all over the mainstream media? What was this loaded language that frames and shapes the way these issues are discussed? 

No idea. The article only mentions two examples: Republicans use the term “unborn baby” while Democrats use “reproductive care”; Democrats favor the term “undocumented immigrant,” while the Republicans refer to such people as “illegal aliens.” 

This is, apparently, just the tip of their iceberg when it comes to partisan language, but it’s all I need to call horseshit. The American Medical Association refers to abortion as medical care and health care. The Associated Press Stylebook threw out the term “illegal alien” in 2014. So far as I can tell, this was done not in the interest of social justice or “wokeness,” but accuracy. If this is all partisan language, then by the Economist’s logic,the Republicans are on another planet when it comes to their partisanship. It sounds like fun to cook partisan terms up, so I figured, Fuck it, and made a list of my own:

The Left

The Right

gay rights

child predators

racism bad

wokeness 

tax cuts

economic freedom

aid reduction

economic reform

Maybe I’m exaggerating, but without the list itself, I’m free to speculate. Take two seconds to think over how acceptable language changes over time and compare it with right wing talking points. Start with Bennet’s essay, if you like. He reminisces over covering Pat Buchanan’s run for president in the eighties and Buchanan’s “coded appeals to racism and antisemitism.” What were those codes, I wonder? And would they have scored as Republican or Democrat language on this study?

To their credit, when assessing their measure of this liberal bias, The Economist acknowledges both the limitations of their methodology and the dubious intellectual grounds Republicans are standing on these days. “These results should be taken with a pinch of salt,” data journalist Ainsley Johnston admitted in the newspaper’s accompanying podcast. Among other flaws, their approach can’t distinguish between changes in media ideology and political polarization. “It could be the Republicans have shifted more to the right than Democrats have to the left,” she said.

Yes, it most certainly could be. Whether it’s abortion rights, climate change, Trump’s culpability for the January 6 insurrection or gun control, the GOP has shown time and time again it is wildly out of step with what the country at large actually thinks. The Hunter Biden laptop story may have been given short shrift by the Fourth Estate originally, but look at the resultant weak-ass case newly minted Speaker Mike Johnson is giving for a Biden impeachment inquiry and tell me that’s anything to do with objective reality. Even as I write this, the Colorado Republicans in my own bailiwick are refusing to certify the results of the last election, despite an absence of any evidence of any kind of fraud whatsoever. The invisible President Obama that Clint Eastwood famously berated during the 2012 Republican National Convention has now morphed into an entire socialist-but-also-Communist-but-also-fascist kingdom, full of progressives selling your children pronouns on the street and stealing hard-earned assault rifles so as to melt them down for millennial participation trophies, which only the right can see. That’s the free, unfettered debate they seem to want. And the Economist is suffering penis envy over that

“A newspaper is a universe, or should be,” Sun Times columnist Neil Steinberg once wrote. “Like Walt Whitman, they contain multitudes.” Absolutely. But that same universe should, at the bare minimum, recognize and understand the laws of physics; otherwise, it’s not actually our universe. If you see someone levitating, you don’t give them a prime time television show where they get to yell about how levitation cures cancer; you fact check them, and inevitably reveal they’re conning you. 

I am more than happy to read the works of those I disagree with, particularly conservatives–the late Charles Krauthammer used to drive me crazy, and I think George Will is out to lunch on any number of issues, to name but a few examples of conservative columnists that make up part of my media diet. I may disagree with them, but I recognize the world they refer to. However, it might be time to make sure we all agree on our definition of conservatism first. When one party eschews this world in favor of scaring voters, placating racists and winning elections, they’ve lost any and all grounds for complaining about any kind of media environment. They’re not conservatives. They’re right-wing nationalists. Treat them as such. 

No, the Democrats aren’t beyond reproach. I have no loyalty to them whatsoever. But castigating them for adopting language and attitudes that are closer to the majority of Americans’ is nonsensical. If you want to equate “undocumented worker” with some kind of liberal bias, that’s a charge I’m happy to plead guilty to. 

In the meantime, let’s ditch the notion that all views are up for grabs and let’s have a reasonable, rational discussion about how to empower as many voices as we can without losing that “common set of facts” The Economist acknowledges is necessary for a functioning democracy. I am not the arbiter of truth; I rely on a responsible press that actually knows things to frame issues as responsibly and accurately as they can. They will make mistakes. They will correct those mistakes. They can and should seek differing opinions, but they should not conflate “balance” with objectivity, not when one side of this country has moved so far to the right you’d need the Hubble Telescope to see them. 

Enough of that. Throw the pseudoscience out of the biology classroom. Ask the Nazis some tough, honest questions. Don’t pretend all points of view are equally valid. Figure out which ones are and plumb them for depth, truth and understanding. The Economist has, both in the past and recently, taken ill-informed shots at my profession. I trust they can accept my own shots at theirs.