Harold Bloom Drinking Game

Looking for some family fun-time this holiday season? Pick up any book by esteemed Yale University literary critic Harold Bloom and take a shot every time Bloom…

… brings up Falstaff for no reason whatsoever

…complains about how modern stage productions of Hamlet get the whole thing wrong

…insinuates that your children are stupid

…gushes over Samuel Johnson

…mentions that he will die very soon

…makes you hate reading

...makes you hate life itself