Train for a decathalon.
Finish and self-publish my novel.
Go vegan and crusade for the environment.
These are just a few of the things I did not do in 2024. I also did not manage to stop my unhealthy habits of doomscrolling on my phone, huffing paint fumes and huffing paint fumes while doomscrolling on my phone. I don't anticipate 2025 being a good choice of years to cease such self destructive habits, either. But then again, we must always remember what Seneca and the Stoics used to say: "The obstacle is the way. Except when that obstacle is the collapse of democracy and the abandonment of any pretense of reality in our political discourse. Then, the obstacle is a bunch of bullshit."
Last year, I famously denounced reading lists, resolution lists, anything that objectifies what should be the constant and ever-unattainable-yet-always-pursuable path towards excellence and self-improvemtn. I denounce it this year as well.
That said, here are some titles of 2024 I'd like to throw in all your faces:
The Message, by Ta-Neshi Coates, is a stirring, infuriating and thoughtful book about oppression and marginalization. Coates zeroes in on South Carolina and Senegal, but it's his commentary on Palestine and how Israel has created an apartheid state in Gaza that ruffled just the right feathers late this year. It's my pick for Books to Read About Palestine in 2024. It's also the only book I read about Palestine in 2024. So go read it.
Then there was The Sequel by Jean Hanff Korelitz, a sequel to the equally engrossing The Plot. An engrossing anti-hero, a tightly constructed plot, this book was the best book of 2024 about a criminal bestselling author working desperately and furtively to cover her tracks and recreate her life. It's also the only such book published that I know of the entire year. So go read that too.
I would also throw Frieda McFadden's The Teacher on this list. It starts out like a typical student-fools-around-with-teacher scandal, but it takes a suitable and enthralling number of twists and turns and winds up being something entirely different. I'm still trying to get my wife to read it. If you read it, maybe she will too.
As far as film goes, Dune 2, Wicked and Nosferatu are some of the most critically acclaimed films of the year. I think they're probably well worth seeing. I also think I did not see a single one of them. I hate going to the theater these days. Years of Covid-inspired streaming sessions in my living room, with my dogs in my lap, has ruined me for the cineplex.. Instead of yelling at teenagers and summoning ushers about overly sticky floors, I've resorted to lounding on my sofa, yelling at the neighbors and fiddling nonstop with the lights.
Longlegs, and A Quiet Place: Day One. I think they are excellent, disturbing in all the right places and well worth watching. I also think I actually saw both of them.
As for next year, hey, if we even have a funcitoning society this time in 2025, we should count ourselves lucky. Go hug your loved ones, consume art, be kind to others and practice actual self-care, not commercial- or hedonistic-type self-care. Drink water. Pet dogs. Take me out for drinks. Whatever it takes to pull through all of this. If empathy and consideration are wrong...we as a country are so, so wrong. So let's be right instead.
Happy New Year. Get off my lawn. I’m having your baby and I don’t remember where I parked. Thank you.