Showing posts with label Standardized Testing. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Standardized Testing. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 18, 2017

How many teachers does it take to interview an Education Secretary? Give up? None!

President Elect Donald Trump's pick for Education Secretary, Betsy DeVos, is getting plenty of heat, rightfully so, for her unconvincing and ill-informed answers to Senate grilling in her confirmation hearing Tuesday night. She doesn't seem to understand federal disability law and how it pertains to schools; she was unwilling to commit to equal oversight in all schools, whether private, public, public charters or online; and she seems to think that the only way to stop a bad grizzly with a gun is a good school employee with a gun. Welcome to Trump's America.

This is why our kindergarten teachers need Uzis. 
When Senator Al Franken asked her about her philosophy concerning the proficiency/growth debate, he was asking her whether she was signing on to the philosophy inherent in President George W. Bush's No Child Left Behind law, which promoted accountability based on student performance on standardized tests.

This may sound like wonk talk, but it's important. Basically, if enough students in enough subgroups (black students, low-income students, pinko liberal students, etc) weren't getting the scores they were supposed to be getting by test time, the school would be closed, restaffed or restructured. Bush figured that waving this stick threateningly at schools, with an arbitrary deadline of 100 percent proficiency by 2014, would make educators across the country gulp in terror, buckle down, and do the teaching they apparently hadn't been doing all this time.

Of course, when it became apparent that wasn't going to happen, the law was recast as Race to the Top, and later the Every Student Succeeds Act. Essentially, the Obama administration backed away from the "Johnny should be getting this score by age 16 or else" and towards a "Johnny should be getting this score by age sixteen, and he's not because you guys suck at teaching him, but if he shows movement towards that score, you might be ok."

And right now, with a Trump presidency looming, it's anyone's guess what chimera awaits educators in America in the future. Primary and secondary education was largely undiscussed during the 2016 campaign, so all we really have to go on is DeVos's resume, which indicates that, when it comes to our schools, Trump wants to privatize, privatize, privatize.

So here we are, with Senator Franken wanting to know whether DeVos is for proficiency or growth-reflated measurements of student learning. What was really illustrative to me was a simple realization it took about twenty-four hours to come to terms with:

I'd never heard of this debate.

Of course, I'm aware of the issue, but only on a philosophical level. Any teacher worth their salt can talk about student learning and how it informs their instruction. And we can all talk about the hours we've spent reviewing state- and federally-mandated data and trying to craft lesson plans that will result in the scores everyone has decided we should be showing at present.

But we don't talk about the conflict between the two approaches because, well, it's not up to us. I've never seen a discussion of the issue on any of the major shows discussing political issues of the day. I've never seen a worthwhile exploration of the issue in the local press. I've attended mandatory presentations on how to clean up a nosebleed in my classroom six years in a row (hint: don't use your shirt), but I've never attended a conference exploring the difference between setting test-based goals vs charting learning progress independent of benchmarks.

This is like a waiter seeing a Congressman ask the head of the FDA "So where do you stand on the kick them out/apologize to them" debate over dickhead customers?"

Any educator worth an eighth of their salary can tell you which students are learning. If a student is writing less terribly than they were when they started my course, that's cause for celebration. And if they're still committing comma errors that, in a just world would be penalized by a night in the stocks, at least they're a step closer to where they need to be. Sometimes, that's all you can hope for.

Unfortunately, no one is going to take a teacher's input into what students are learning. We're told we need to deliver the bottom line, the raw score. We need to show data. We need to be held accountable. And because it's devilishly impossible to demonstrate any kind of learning as cheaply as you an with a bubble exam (even the PARCC, however much it was lauded, has this problem), you can pretty much guarantee that the yelling and hand-wringing calling for student proficiency measurements in our educational system pretty much guarantees teaching to the test and perpetual disaffection for the finer points of learning, particularly during our children's formative years.

But I don't get to make that case. No educator does, because we don't set the policies. We don't even choose the people who do set the policies. When it comes to this aspect of the profession, we're foot soldiers, beholden to elected officials in thrall with private interests holding wealth and power beyond your wildest dreams. And what tends to happen is several of them get together and say, "Well, based on these scores, we can tell teachers and schools suck. So why don't we cook up some more formulas, tests, pre-tests and penalties to scare them into cutting through the effects of economic status, parenting, community environment and other externalities that truly affect learning?" And we get our marching orders, hunker down and attempt to teach in spite of these mandates.

So in many ways, last night's hearing articulated the real problem in this country: educators are almost completely divorced from pedagogical policy. You can consider me a fan of Senator Franken, but still. Only in America could a former Saturday Night Live comedian be the one charged with grilling a Christian fundamentalist bazillionaire who got rich off marrying into Amway's pyramid schemes on how she could best run our public schools, without anyone in Congress or the media wondering for a split second why no one who's ever stood in front of a class full of children isn't in the room with them to keep it all real.

Count the educators present at this hearing over who will lead your children's school. Go ahead. Count them. Is the number higher than zero? 

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Poetry for the PACT Proctor

"A Proctor's Calculus"

If I could approach the Educational Testing Service
and submit a question of my own
it might look something like this:
"If 3 hrs and 21 minutes of watching sophomores fill in bubbles
equals
x amount of drinks consumed that evening
over y hours of classroom instruction lost
plus z brain cells destroyed reciting commercial jingles to pass the time,
then solve for x, y and z."

"The Gift of the Gods"

What a glorious invention, the bubble answer sheet!
What infinite possibilities, what a flint
To ignite the fuel in the adolescent's mind!
It is the fire Prometheus stole from the gods
(as long as that fire adheres to Illinois Literary Standards...)

"No Stopwatches Will Be Given to Test Proctors, So Use the Clock"

8:50, I'm told. I have to tell them
"Five more minutes left" at 8:50.
They require a five-minute warning
(as per guidelines on the second page of my Instructor's Handbook)
so they can pace themselves
and finish their English test within the 45 minutes
they were allowed.
The five-minute warning comes at 8:50.
It's 8:30 now, so 20 more minutes
until I tell them 5 more minutes
at 8:50.Those 45 minutes
started at 8:10,
and 8:10 plus 45 is 55,
so the five minute warning has to come at 8:50.
Only now it's 8:31,
so actually I have 19 minutes left
until there are 5 minutes left
until 8:50, when the 45-minute test is over.
Somebody shoot me.

"Retort to anyone Waiting for Superman"

And whoever says reform requires still more objective, sustained measurement
Ensures my boot in their open, honest, utterly idiotic face.

"Proctor Sonnet #1"

Those heads bent towards their desks, in silent rows;
Their pencils raised, a nice "F.U." to me,
The proctor, sitting there bewildered, bored,
with bladder throbbing with the school's coffee.

Lily in the front row sharpens now
her second pencil in as many tests,
The hockey game last night stamped on her brow,
Her squint a testament to her best guess.

And Paul, in back, has turned his test in there.
I thought he blew it off, but he's not dull--
He occupies his time now with a stare
Designed to burn a hole right through my skull.

"Try harder, Paul!" I tell him mentally;
"It'd be a favor--we'd make AYP!"

"Lines scribbled while waiting for replacement exams after finding half the class had tests marked up by previous students"

They tell you, Be prepared!
They tell you, Plan ahead.
I told them that my tests
Were all marked up in red.

I said, Security
Has been quite compromised.
They told me, Plan ahead
(for our screwup) next time.

"An Appeal"

Dear student: When you look up and see me
looking at you
I'm not really checking your work or anything,
just thinking of beer.
Don't worry. Just smile. Go back to work.
I'm fine. Relax.