#2. I resolve to express my love, admiration and compassion for the fellow people with whom I share my community, country and world entire. Here, here comes my respect and empathy: _______. Did you catch it?
#3. I resolve to take more pictures of the day-to-day and significant events in my life. Especially when they involve celebrities, champagne and awkward mornings after.
#4. I resolve to live life to the fullest. This means I will be streaming Netflix to my bedroom television and installing another television in the bathroom.
#5. I resolve to cut down to no more than five email addresses. I also resolve to be more like my online personality and less like my real one.
#6. I will get more regular haircuts. As soon as the Tilted Kilt starts offering them on two-for-one Guiness night.
#7. I will stop spending so much time worrying about the feelings of others.
#8. I will not press the "Call" button during hospital visits only in hopes of another sponge bath.
#9. I will take up new and interesting hobbies that widen my perceptions and help me meet new and interesting people. Crack cocaine will be a start.
#10. I resolve to communicate more clearly, openly and personally with my loved ones...by finally using emoticons and text message abbreviations.
