Another Open Letter to James Regarding their Chicago Concert Tonight

Dear Mark Hunter,

You know that keyboard thing you play with your mouth? I think that is so freaking sweet. I think every band should use one.

You guys rocked tonight,

gjl

P.S. Can I borrow your mouth/piano thing? I want a friend of mine to use it in his band.

Open Letter to James regarding their Chicago Concert

Dear Tim Booth:

You know how you whip your hand in front of your mouth when you sing "Born of Frustration"? Next time, try whipping your head side to side. That might work too. Just a suggestion.

Best,

gjl

P.S. You guys rocked tonight.

Corrected Song Titles

"(Now there are) Two Fewer Lonely People in the World," Air Supply

"Lie down here, female, lie down here (on my bed, so we can have sex)," Bob Dylan

"(That Other Bitch) Isn't Remotely In Your League," Blakroc

"I Would Like to Know why Love Has To Be So Melancholy," Derek & The Dominoes

"There is not a Mountain High Enough to be Found (to do something or other)," Marvin Gaye & Tammi Terrell

"This Business is one in which You'll Never Work Again," Jimmy Buffett

"My Significant Other is Something You Either Are or Are Not," Louis Jordan

"This is Strictly for my Friends of African or Otherwise Black Ancestry," Tupac Shakur