ME: So why do you believe in nothing?
ATHEIST: Because I reject what I cannot prove.
ME: But you can't prove it can't be proven, right?
ATHEIST: I go by science, logic and reasoning.
ME: But science doesn't "prove" anything either. It only suggests.
ATHEIST: But the majority of people define science as "proof." Just like the majority of people define agnosticism as "a one-in-two chance God exists."
ME: What? That's stupid.
ATHEIST: It's what the majority believe. I have to take that into account.
ME: Well the majority believe in some form of God too.
ATHEIST: Okay, at this table, I grant you that... (furtive look around; quiet whisper) Like to come back to my place?
ME: ...Yeah, all right.
Exit, hand-in-hand
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